I could lay in a pool and get pulled down by gravity and drown.
I had a big bowl of ice-cream last night just before I slept cause I was feeling hungry? Well, not entirely but I just needed to binge. I went to bed looking 2 months pregnant and I woke up this morning looking 3 months pregnant. Fuck.
On the "lighter" side of things, I am watching PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END today! Although I'm pretty out of touch with the story line, it should still be fun!
p/s: I don't think I've ever heard Captain Jack Sparrow say 'Arrr!'.