Friday, August 31, 2007

God Must Have Been Gay

If I had it my way, I would have made the world men-free.

(Okay la...not ENTIRELY.)

Tuesday, August 28, 2007


I had a shitty day yesterday...which has carried over to today.

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Lately, I often find myself seated in front of my lappie, questioning my purpose in life. A scenario I still haven't gotten quite comfortable with, despite the far-too-frequent occurrence of it.

Over the past weeks, or maybe months, I seemed to have strayed from my 'route' in life. Then again, I can not even be certain if I was ever on the right one to begin with. I suddenly feel my life has hit an all-time low this year, to a point where I feel like giving up. Giving up on the decisions I have made. Giving up on the things I had committed myself to. Giving up on the things I once felt so passionately about. And perhaps, giving up on myself.

My life is in turmoil. I am on the verge of a breakdown. And I know for a fact that I am too young to be going through a mid-life crisis. Or maybe, the age period for a mid-life crisis is getting lower. But at 18?? That's far too low, no?

I am lost. Combing the forest with no compass. Worn out and mentally drained. Getting bogged down by all these questions in my head; more than enough to drown myself; unable to see the forest for the trees.

God, please just give me a break!

Monday, August 27, 2007

A Little Too Personal

Note: I will try to keep my swearing and cursing to a minimal.

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Sensitive people ought to be shot dead. (Not generalising. Just hitting out at a particular person.)

People of such are the ones who take things to heart too fast.


'Why do we, as FAB students, need to pay for rental studio?'

A question like that will be considered rude by a person who takes things too bloody personally.

How the hell can a question like that upset anyone??

I guess only YOU. BITCH.

And you're an adult? Hah. What a joke.

p/s: You retarded loser of a pianist! You suck! (Now that would be rude if I said it to your face. *wink*)


...Mademoiselle Lin-Dy!

A post dedicated to you for helping me complete my marketing assignment.

Thank you for offering your help.

Thank you for helping me fit my answers into 2 pages.

Thank you for saving me from failing this assignment.

Thank you for sacrificing the extra few minutes of sleep you could have had.

, for saving my life!!!

p/s: Just let me buy you lunch, PLEASE!

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Blackbird Into the light of the dark black night.

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"At some point, you have to make a decision..." Dr Meredith Grey


I'm flaying around in this abyss. Trapped in the darkness with no source of light.

A paper, I have clutched in my hand. But unable to see even the shadow of my surroundings, how am I to read?

A flicker is all I need. A flicker to give me a glimmer of hope. A silver lining.

And then I see it. In the corner of my eye. A sparkle. Though dim, but suffice.

The words on the paper, faintly visible but yet readable.

Two roads diverged in in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveller, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I —
I took the one less travelled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Robert Frost


In truth, the only regret of leaving the possibility of the road not chosen behind is not being able to complete the journey of the one chosen.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, I do not wish to travel both.

So which do I take?

p/s: 'The Road Not Taken' by Robert Frost; one of my favourite poems.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Got Thread?

I went for threading today.

Bloody painful!

The whole time I was trying to lie still while biting on my tongue; but instead the person threading my eyebrows was trying to strike up a conversation. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to talk through excruciating pain?? I held back tears (but failed. Yes! It's that painful!) and spoke as calmly as I could, though all I really wanted to do was yell in agony!

My mum actually did it too. Hers lasted 5 minutes while mine lasted an agonizing 20 mintues! (Mainly cause the 'threaderer' had to give me time outs while I recovered from shock and pain.)

Sigh. At least, the ordeal is over.

Anyway, my before and after photograph:


Thursday, August 23, 2007

People Always Choose

...cause they're given choices.


People will choose when to love you.

People will choose when to hate you.

People will choose when to appreciate you.

People will choose when to disregard you.

People will choose when to be your friend.

People will choose when to be your foe.

People will choose when to call you.

People will choose when to ignore you.

People will choose when to walk into your life.

People will choose when to walk out of it.


Cheers to 'you', you fickle minded ass****. YOU dramatise my life.

Thank you.

Gone and Away

I've been to the airport 4 times this year without flying off to anywhere.

Mich left for Canada yesterday.

Chern is leaving for the UK on the 6th of September.

Densy is leaving for...erm...Seremban (pronounced se-rem-ben, for a westernised sound) in a year and a half's time.

And there's a high possibility of me going no where.

Anyway, Mich's parents threw her a birthday/farewell party last Sunday.

Pictures -> *Here*

Denise's blonde moment:
"What is the similarity between a nose shit and a bowling ball?"

A nose shit: You roll it and then you throw.
A bowling ball: You throw it and then it rolls.


Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Monday, August 20, 2007

Everybody Lies, Betrays, and Dies

Okay. I ought to rephrase my title.

'He' lies, betrays and I'm kidding about 'dies'.

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You' are as fickle as the weather.

'She' may not be all that wrong.

I'm lost.


Confused by all these lies.

Hurt by all these betrayals.

I'm done with them.

I'm done thinking.

I'm done believing.

I'm done bleeding.

I'm done.

p/s: I guess I'll never really know the real 'you'.

Sunday, August 19, 2007


I watched this yesterday.

It was GOOD.

So go watch it.

p/s: Kudos to Pixar, for rebounding from Cars.

Sworn To Secrecy

I have so many secrets

so little time

to tell them all

so few words

to describe them all

so few people

I can only tell them to

so why do I even have so many secrets?

Mich's Farewell Dinner

Densy, Chern, Mich & I went to an Italian restaurant along Jalan Ceylon for dinner.

Pictures --> *

p/s: Ooh...upon leaving the place, check out this car we saw.

Sweet ride, eh?

Sunday, August 12, 2007

How Well Do You Drive?

This is Nad. A horny bee-otch who does aerobics. I am not kidding!

ju says:
I can't wait to see you start driving.

I've been 'driving' long before u started, baby. Not a car though.


p/s: 'Sure man.'

Fry Sudden Airlines

Pre-take-off announcement on a China Southern Airlines flight:

(This is said to be a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingdao.)

"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingdao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep your belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty pm. Hope you will enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill!"

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Back From Betrayal

Random thought of the day: I was stabbed by my own dagger.

You betrayed me while we were still friends.

But I'm glad we aren't anymore.

For ONCE, you may have actually made the right choice. Although a cowardly one. (But heck, you are after all one.)

You are so full of lies.

You are a lie.

Never will I be such a fool to ever believe you, ever again.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

God is Like Television Commercials

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God.

Here are some of the results:

God is like
He works miracles.

God is like
He's got a better idea.

God is like
He's the real thing.

God is like
He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

God is like
He brings good things to life.

God is like
He has everything.

God is like
Try Him, you'll like Him

God is like
You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like
He's ready when you are.

God is like
You're in good hands with Him.

God is like
VO-5 Hair Spray.
He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like
Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?

God is like
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

God is like
the heart beat of America

God is like
Maxwell house...
good to the very last drop.

God is like
Bount y.
He is the quicker picker upper...can handle the tough jobs...and He won't fall apart on you.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Tag No. 2

Tagged by Mr. Ponniah on Sunday, 17 June 2007.

A - Anushyia
B -
C - Chern
D - Densy Darling
E - Ee Jen
F - Farah Stalin
G - Dr Gwen (Seok)
H - Ho Mei Vern
I - Ivan Teng
J - Janoz
K - Kenneth Soo
L - Luann Lee
M - Michele Cheh
N - Nadiah Khalil
O -
P - Pau
Q -
R - Ruwan Ponniah
S - Sean the Spartan
T - Tiffany Toh (My Lord)
U -
V - Vee Vien
W - Wei Xiang
X -
Y - Yun Yuong (Megan Ong)
Z - Zong

1. What does A sms you about?
Anushyia? Hah! About the randomest things like 'if a woman can get pregnant if she and a man just laid in bed naked.

2. How many siblings does B have?
When I know a B, then I'll let you know.

3. What is C's nickname?
Cherny Berney

4. How did you get to know D? (Densy Darling)
We were in the same class in Form 3. 3 Cekap! (I think.)

5. How desperate is E? (Ee Jen)
Hmm...she desperately wants me to go over to Melbourne so we can skip down the streets hand-in-hand and paint the city purple (which happens to be her fav. colour back in Form 2).

6. How much is F older/younger than you?
Farah Stalin is 3 months younger than me. (Unbelievable.)

7. Name one of G's best friends.
Dr Gwen? Er...Sherryn (which I believe is her best GIRLfriend) and See Weng (her best GUYfriend).

8. Does H know I?
Does HoMeiVern know Ivan? Don't think so.

9. What happens if J becomes your enemy?
Janoz?? Well...I can't ever see that happening cause Jan is simply too nice!

10. Under what conditions will K & L get married?
Oh God, Kenneth & Luann?? Heck, they don't even know each other!

11. How many people do you know with M's initials?
Michele Cheh. MC. Mariah Carey? Unfortunately, I don't know her personally.

12. Do you enjoy talking on the phone with N?
Nadiah Khalil. God, I love that bitch. So yes!

13. Do you think O knows P?
Nyeh. I don't know any Os!

14. How geeky is Q?
Nor do I know any Qs.

15. Is R very popular?
Ruwan? Ah well, he tries to be.

16. What happens if S likes you?
Sean the Spartan? Lol. Well well, my Lord would "chop off his @#$%, fry it and then feed it to her dogs". (Probably.)

17. Is T a very random person?
Tiff? Random probably not, but she can be quite full of shit sometimes. =P

18. How are U and V related?
Well...I don't know any Us, although Vee Vien might. But I wouldn't know how they would be related now...would I?

19. Do you take W as anything else other than a friend?
Wei Xiang? No.

20. When is the last time you met with X?
I know no X, so I guess not yet.

21. Are Y and Z enemies?
Yun Yuong and Zong. Well, first of all, Megan is too sweet to have any enemies. Secondly, Megan and Zong get along just fine.

22. Use one word to describe P.
Pau has looked quite 'STYLISH' ever since he got his new hairdo.

23. Use two words to describe V.
Vee Vien is an ex-high school mate. And I've always remembered her to be quite an actress (if that even counts as an adjective) and a drama queen.

24. Use three words to describe L.
Luann is lascivious, loopy and loquacious!

25. Who loves you more? C or H?
Chern or HoMei? They both love me just as much!

26. Of everyone from A - Z, who do you love the most?
Let's see...I shall say my Lord. Cause the 'Bible' says to always put the Lord first above everything else.

27. Will you betray any of them?
There is no hypothetical reason I can think of for wanting to betray any of them. Even if I had one, I wouldn't be so stupid as to share it with YOU. =)

28. Have you confessed to anyone from A - Z?
Confessed what? My desire to slap someone (in particular) and then proceed to push that person off the cliff for spoiling Harry Potter 7 for me? Then yes. But I have since had a change of heart.

29. Does N share the same interest with you?
Nad? 'Bitches' of a feather, flock together.

30. Do you have a crush on anyone from A - Z?
Ahh...let's just say I HAD...on a few. *shocker!* Tee hee.

Friday, August 03, 2007


A Few Saturdays back, Melissa, Su Lin, Tiff & I did a ballet performance at Sunway Lagoon Resort Hotel. *Click-ey*

Few Thursdays back, Zong, Calvin, Farah & I went to the eye on Malaysia.

Last Friday, Densy, Sin Dee, Izzati and I went over to Michele Cheh's house for a cook out.

Today, Ruwan joined Seok & I for lunch at TGIF after our ballet practice.

For pictures, *click here*.

Speaking Up, Speaking Out

For voicing out in protest get a funkily lame name.

Lovin' it? Well, you'd better!



Having upon completed a discussion of a question which took up all her breath, my accounts tutor said:

"I would like to take this opportunity to defend myself by saying that I am not confusing. You might be confused by the question as this topic is new to you, or the question might appear to be confusing. But do not say you are confused by me because I am certainly not a confusing tutor."

Confusing you may not be, but confused, you probably are.