A Law Bore

'What am I trying to say here',
he asked or he said.
Which? I really can't remember.
Truth be told, I just couldn't bother.

Clad in a shirt of white,
his toupee is such a sight.
And as he continues to drone,
I cannot help but moan.

It is such a shame,
he has stepped into her place.
Lectures will never now be the same,
I'd rather be lost in space.

*** ***

Penned this on some rough paper during a lecture.
Which? I really shouldn't tell.
Cause if there's one thing I learnt from nature,
...ooh, listen! I can hear the bell(s),
well don't you hear 'em chime?
Can't you feel my heart-beat keeping perfect time?
And all because he...

***

Hur hur.
WTF?
Well, I didn't know how to end it.
And the "Jew" told me, when met with a writer's block,
just break into a song.

I Actually Miss Writing

And I don't mean 140 characters long writing. Cause as much as I like twitting, a lot, I really do miss writing a little more than a few 140 characters long sentences to make up a paragraph.

Not being confined to a space of 140 characters gives me the abundance of writing freedom and creativity. To écrire (write). To scribble. To bs.

But like in all superhero movies, there's always an enemy, a villain that will get in the way. And for me, the only person standing between me and my writing is Procrastination. And occasionally Writer's Block. And I am equipped with only myself to fight them off, which is proving, as you can judge from the frequency and length of my published posts thus far, to not be very successful. Me, myself and I do not suffice. I am losing this epic battle and I need backup!!

The ease of twitting is making it very hard for me to swing back into my writing groove as twitting requires almost no effort or thinking. The only cognitive process that might take place when twitting is the time spent mulling over how to shrink your tweet when you've exceeded the character count.

But maybe, just maybe, I might have caught the writing wave again. And I'm gonna try to ride it for as long as I can without falling off my surfboard.

Peace!

p/s: I've always wanted to try surfing.

Meh

Blog resuscitation FAIL sial!

I Think It's About Time I Revive This Blog

It's amazing how Twitter has caught on. Almost revolutionary in fact.

What I find amazing and annoying about Twitter is its 140-character space limit. It keeps the gist and rids the jargon. Because sometimes, the trueness of things comes in the simplest forms of words like I love you. Or 'simply' put, I ♥ u. Or 'simpler' put, ily. But as Albert Einstien once said, everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler...because the simple and unassuming manner of life is best for everyone, for both the body and the mind.

Lily Allen

Because she's starting to grow on me.

Are You Bovvered?

Anyone who loves the "Brit.ish" accent or "Brit.ish" humour will surely love this.



Hilarious, init??



She is well farny!!

How About This For An Album Title

Artist: Soulwax
Album title: Most of the remixes we've made for other people over the years except for the one for Einstürzende Neubauten because we lost it and a few we didn't think sounded good enough or just didn't fit in length-wise, but including some that are hard to find because either people forgot about them or simply because they haven't been released yet, a few we really love, one we think is just ok, some we did for free, some we did for money, some for ourselves without permission and some for friends as swaps but never on time and always at our studio in Ghent.

Or this...

Artist: Chumbawamba
Album title: The Boy Bands Have Won, and All The Copyists and The Tribute Bands and The TV Talent Show Producers Have Won, If We Allow Our Culture To Be Shaped By Mimicry, Whether From Lack Of Ideas Or From Exaggerated Respect. You Should Never Try To Freeze Culture. What You Can Do Is Recycle That Culture. Take Your Older Brother’s Hand-Me-Down Jacket and Re-Style It, Re-Fashion It to the Point Where It Becomes Your Own. But Don’t Just Regurgitate Creative History, Or Hold Art And Music And Literature As Fixed, Untouchable And Kept Under Glass. The People Who Try To ‘Guard’ Any Particular Form Of Music Are, Like The Copyists And Manufactured Bands, Doing It The Worst Disservice, Because The Only Thing That You Can Do To Music That Will Damage It Is Not Change It, Not Make It Your Own. Because Then It Dies, Then It’s Over, Then It’s Done, and The Boy Bands Have Won.

After over 700 characters of text and 150 over words, Chumbawamba were finally finished...and satisfied. After all, they are the current record holder of the longest title for a major label album. They must be proud.

Artist: George Clinton
Album title: Hey Man... Smell My Finger

"We'd rather not..." (NME, 2009)

Artist: Marnie Stern
Album title: This Is It and I Am It and You Are It and So Is That and He Is It and She Is It and It Is It and That Is That

Well, least it has a nice rhyme.

Artist: REO Speedwagon
Album title: You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish

If I can't tuna fish, then I guess I'll just eat it.

Artist: Will Smith
Album title: Big Willie Style

"What was he trying to imply, exactly?" (NME, 2009)
Don't we all wonder...lol!

Artist: Leonard Cohen
Album title: Ten New Songs

"Laughing Len gets no marks for effort." (NME, 2009)

Artist: Nelly Furtado
Album title: Whoa, Nelly!

"Just makes us think of elephants on the loose." (NME, 2009)
They might have been making reference to Nellie the Elephant. Either way, it's hilarious!

These were some of the titles that made the list of '50 Worst Album Titles in History'. Any objections?

Too Wordy of Twitter

I was blaming my cousin for my indecisiveness—upon which she responded, '...we are so great at everything, that it is difficult to choose what to do!'

Hear, hear.