Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Man U 1-0 Barcelona

Kudos to Paul Scholes, of course. =)

I got up just in time to watch the last 8 minutes of the match. Happy to see that the score was at 1-0 but yet knowing, my team can't afford to draw. Hence, I felt like I was sitting for an examination paper cause that was by far one of the most nerve wrecking display of football I had ever seen. Moving into extra time, I was getting queasy. Barcelona kept good possession but (thankfully) failed to make the most out of it...clearly.

At last, the final whistle was blown, and emotions of excitement and relief took over all frissons of nervous tension that initially occupied the hearts of Man U fans. I was jumping for joy, literally. Overjoyed, in fact, as we have now created history by ensuring our place in the very first all-English final in European Champion Clubs' Cup history!

With Man United's anthem resounding in my ears, I could not have asked for a more befitting end.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

I 'Ken Lee' Without You



Hilarious!

Actual lyrics:
No I can't forget this evening
Or your face as you were leaving
But I guess that's just the way
The story goes
You always smile but in your eyes
Your sorrow shows
Yes it shows

I can't live
If living is without you
I can't live
I can't give anymore
I can't live
If living is without you
I can't give
I can't give anymore

You can search YouTube for Mariah Carey's response, after hearing that rendition of her song.

Happy Belated Bithday Callie!

I didn't wish you late. It's just a belated dedicated post. Tee hee.

Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY once again!
Cause you're 'sexy' like that. Lol.

Happy Birthday A-hole

Today, I celebrate an a-hole's birthday.

Sigh. You've become so pathetic that it's hard to hate you anymore. Or rather, too pathetic to hate anymore.

Anyway, happy birthday to you.

Edit: I shouldn't say celebrate since I'm not. Let's just say, 'It's an a-hole's birthday today.'

Saturday, April 26, 2008

If My Day Could Not Get Any Worse

I woke up with my still sore throat, and now I have the cough and the flu.

And to top that up, my team of idiots lost to the team of brainless schmucks.

The referee robbed us of what could have been an early championship celebration.

Well, it's not entirely over. I guess we'll just have to fight it out till the very end.

At the very least, we're still top of the table.

I Effing HATE

reptiles, insects or anything that makes me squirm! I just have a terrible fear of creepy crawlies. It's an irresolvable problem I have with them...or maybe they have a problem with me. Either way, me and creepy crawlies is equivalent to a marriage from hell.

UGH!

I've caught the virus. My throat is sore. Hence, I wanted to gargle my mouth with salt water. To cut the long story short, a bloody LIZARD fell onto my leg! It didn't help that I was in shorts! Mother *toot*! I almost had a heart attack! My heart most definitely skipped a beat.

The mere thought that I had a lizard clinging on to my leg...ugh ugh ugh! That was just bloody effing disgusting! I swear I'm this close to having a nervous breakdown.

*Breathe Ju. Recompose.*

*Shrugs.* Ewwwwww!

*Faints.*

***

In other related news: (This happened last year, I believe.)

I was driving home from uni and the setting sun was blinding my eyes. Hence, I reached to pull down the sun visor and a bloody spider fell onto my lap! Panic mode completely took over as my heart began to palpitate. To make matters worst, I had just turned out onto the LDP. I had to freaking turn into the housing areas to pull over, before stepping out of the car to 'shake it (I.e. the spider.) off'. I got back into my car and spent close to 10 minutes TRYING to regain my composure. Swt.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Happy Birthday Zelda!

She turns 4...I think.

Edit: She turns 3.

Oh baby bear, you're older than I am already! And you seem to get stinkier as you age, but I still wuff you! Tee hee. =)

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Earth Day

It's Earth Day today! Hence, the predominantly black theme. =D

"Image displayed is primarily a function of the user's color settings and desktop graphics, as well as the color and size of open application windows; a given monitor requires more power to display a white (or light) screen than a black (or dark) screen" (Roberson et al., 2002).

So go black today and save energy!

Save the environment, save the world.

Peace.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Licence-less & Penniless

I just drove all the way to uni without my wallet. And I realised after I parked my car in Monash's parking lot. So now, not only had I driven to uni without my license, I have no money to pay for my parking ticket. Woopee!

This is retarded.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

I Have Weight Issues

Which girl doesn't?

I caught myself in the mirror one day and starred hard at my own face, as narcissistic as that sounds.

A double chin is becoming almost inevitable to deny, and the fats on either side of my cheeks which never existed, have been given life. I can almost take one side of my face and pull it across to cover the entire other half, quite like flipping a book close.

*shrugs*

I need to bloody lose weight.

Ideal weight: 42kg
Target weight by end June: 45kg
Target weight by end July: 42kg

Those seem like realistic goals, right?

Tag No. 3

Tagged by Lin-Dy today.

Instructions: Remove 1 question from below and add in your personal question. Make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people and notify them. (I actually changed more than 1 question, but who cares? As long as it adds up to 20, right?)

1. At what age do you wish to get married?
I guess in my late 20s.

2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
I enjoy doing certain things at a particular time. But I suppose most of the time all I really want to do is have a good laugh.

3. If you can have 1 dream to come true, which would it be?
For my mum to relive the best days of her life. Or maybe her best days are yet to come. =)

4. Do you believe you can survive without money?
Anyone who says they can would be lying.

5. What are you most afraid to lose?
My mummy.

6. What do you feel like doing right now?
Jumping off a cliff (If I was answering this 4 months ago.). Right now...I just feel like laying on a beach with a bunch of friends and watch the sun set. (All of a sudden, I miss Langkawi.)

7. If you meet someone you love, would you confess to him/her?
Hard to say. It's all about 'the moment'.

8. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Lin-Dy. She talks like a Mafia which makes her hilarious. She's a lifesaver. (My lifesaver, at least.) And lastly, she's very sociable.

9. Name 1 non-musical sound you like?
The sound my cute lil princess (my adorable lil doggie) makes when she's dreaming. Small little yelps. Sometimes I just wanna squish her! Garrr.

10. What kind of people do you hate most?
Liars. Adulterers. Betrayers.

11. What is your ambition?
Still clueless. Which I don't think is a very good sign.

12. What will make you think bad of a person?
I'm trying to be less judgemental so I won't answer this.

13. What do you think is most important in your life?
My mummy's happiness.

14. If there is any part of your body you could change, which would it be?
My thighs. My legs. And maybe my nose. Blargh. It's genetic. I have the Lim's nose. Flat and...just plain FLAT.

15. Who is the person you can share all your problems with?
I love you for a reason Nush!

16. Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
Married to a billionaire and living an extravagant life! Tee hee!

17. Which country would you choose to migrate to, if given the opportunity?
United States of America babeh!

18. What is your all-time favourite candy?
Those green apple gummies.

19. Would you ever go under the knife to enhance your looks?
If it was pain-free, then maybe.

20. Name an achievement you are proud to have accomplished recently.
Becoming semi-vegan and cutting out red meat! 3 weeks and counting! *Woot!*

I wouldn't tag anybody cause personally, I'm quite lazy to do tags. But for formality sake, I tag:
  • Ruwan
And only you. Cause you're the only person I'd imagine would have the time to do this sort of things.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Wendy's

Having survived half the day yesterday (Thursday), I really needed to de-stress. I buzzed Cal and we headed off to Sunway Pyramid after my class.

And of course, we had to try the surprisingly-not-much-talked-about Wendy's. (Cal was lucky to catch me on my non-vegan day.)

Cal ordered a shrimp burger while I had a crispy chicken burger. As I unwrapped my burger, I was mildly disappointed to be presented with this:
A piece of meat, a pathetic piece of lettuce, a slice of tomato and mayo slopped on one side of the bun. All that sandwiched between 2 burger buns. Oh, and I hate tomato and mayo! So all I had left was my chicken meat and that pathetic piece of lettuce for filling. How appetizing. Nyeh. Nothing to shout about.

Moving on.

We walked for a bit to allow the unsatisfying, unhealthy, high calorie food to digest before heading off to the arcade to engage in some brainless but harmless fun. It was good to get my mind off uni work. Very therapeutic. Highly recommended if anyone is looking to de-stress.

Moving on.

We decided to catch a movie too. It was between Definitely, Maybe or this:
Quite obviously, we chose the latter. I guess it wasn't too bad since I wasn't really expecting much. Nonetheless, it makes for a good lol movie. However, if the Film Censorship Board of Malaysia could not get any more retarded, it did. They cut scenes from the romantic comedy movie. What scenes could there possibly be in a movie as such that would have been so inappropriate to watch? Seriously. Geez.

Moving on.

After the movie, we made our way to Ole-ole Bali to chill out. We spilled thoughts as we enjoyed our drinks. And that pretty much concluded my Thursday.

'I Might Even be A Rock Star!'

*Breathes in, breathes out*

Ahhh...I can breathe again.

I had a terribly nervy day yesterday (Thursday). 2 presentations in 1 day was enough to leave me gasping for air after suffering an anxiety attack. (Overly exaggerated.) Okay, so I ALMOST had an anxiety attack. (I enjoy being melodramatic. So what?)

Anyway, that's not the real story.

I know I said I'm on hiatus, but I just had to blog about the most bizarre compliment I received. (Haha. Don't get me wrong Lin-Dy, I really do appreciate it. No doubt bizarre, but I love it! So THANK YOU!)

After delivering my second presentation that day (Well in actual fact, I was really just reading off my presentation notes.), I sat back down and my friend immediately turned to me and asked, "Do you sing?"

I looked at her, dumbfounded, and replied, "No." Slightly intrigued, I asked, with eyebrows raised, "Why?"

"Oh, cause you have a singer's voice. Your voice is very sharp and clear."

I wore my weirdest smile and in between snickers, I responded, "Oh really? Erm...Oookay."

Nyeh. Laugh all you want now; but once I start my coaching lessons and one day become a rock star, I can almost guarantee I'll be having the last laugh.

So Tiff, you'll become a famous dancer/politician while I'll become a famous rock star, and we'll both take over the world! With all the 'ka-ching' we'll rake in, we can build our conjoined homes on the 800 acre piece of land you plan to acquire (or was it 8000 acres? Frankly, I think 800 is way too much already.).

Oh Sean, you're always welcome to stay with us. I'll build a shack just for you, and I'll situate it right next to Zelda's kennel. *wink*

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Go Veg

A general reaction to a person who is a vegetarian would probably be "Pfft...you are MAD!".

Okay, so maybe that's the 'general reaction' I've gotten from a few people I've told about going semi-vegetarian.

One of my reasons for going semi-vegetarian is because I'm completely, indubitably, beyond a doubt OVERWEIGHT. I know so cause it is my own body. And they say 'mummies always know best', right? Well, my mummy says so too. So there.

At the same time, while I go semi-green, I feel a part of PETA's Action Team as I take that small step in helping to change society's attitude toward animals. It is a shame that some just refuse to be aware of the cruelty and brutality inflicted upon animals in the world today.

There is a difference between someone who isn't a vegan but is at least aware of animal abuse and someone who isn't vegan and refuses to acknowledge the fact that it exists.

Peace out.