I Effing HATE

reptiles, insects or anything that makes me squirm! I just have a terrible fear of creepy crawlies. It's an irresolvable problem I have with them...or maybe they have a problem with me. Either way, me and creepy crawlies is equivalent to a marriage from hell.

UGH!

I've caught the virus. My throat is sore. Hence, I wanted to gargle my mouth with salt water. To cut the long story short, a bloody LIZARD fell onto my leg! It didn't help that I was in shorts! Mother *toot*! I almost had a heart attack! My heart most definitely skipped a beat.

The mere thought that I had a lizard clinging on to my leg...ugh ugh ugh! That was just bloody effing disgusting! I swear I'm this close to having a nervous breakdown.

*Breathe Ju. Recompose.*

*Shrugs.* Ewwwwww!

*Faints.*

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In other related news: (This happened last year, I believe.)

I was driving home from uni and the setting sun was blinding my eyes. Hence, I reached to pull down the sun visor and a bloody spider fell onto my lap! Panic mode completely took over as my heart began to palpitate. To make matters worst, I had just turned out onto the LDP. I had to freaking turn into the housing areas to pull over, before stepping out of the car to 'shake it (I.e. the spider.) off'. I got back into my car and spent close to 10 minutes TRYING to regain my composure. Swt.

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I've recently caught wind about this "video". Not just any ordinary video, but rather one that is revoltingly disgusting and might probably make you barf. Or so I've seen and heard...from people's reactions, that is.

Even Joe Rogan, host of Fear Factor, was dared to watch it and he did.

Check out his reaction...CLICK HERE!

This group of people's reaction is pretty hilarious...CLICK HERE.

Well, that's really all I've seen. Having watch those and heard some of my friends' reaction is enough to haunt me.

Nonetheless, for those who dare......

THIS IS THE VIDEO CLIP.

I, however, strongly strongly strongly discourage anyone from watching it. It's repugnant. Heck, I don't even dare myself.

So watch it at your own risk...but don't say I didn't warn you.

I don't even think parental guidance should be advisable.

*I will not be held liable for any sort of discomfort suffered from watching the video.