'Lie Better Next Time'

Sometimes, I just don't even know why I bother being sincere.

The Cut That Bleeds

I'm sorry.

The truth that hurts.

The truth that kills.

I'm sorry...

it had to come off my lips.

I sympathise.

I empathise.

Please forgive me

for the pain I've afflicted,

unintentionally.

p/s: I never wished for things to turn out this way.

Je Suis Désolé

Translation: I am sorry...

• for the things that happened on Thursday night.
  

• for all the embarrassing things that I did.

• to the people I slapped.
  

• to the people who's buttons I ALMOST ripped off.

• to the people who had to take care of me. But THANK YOU! (Especially, Sean and Tiffany.)

p/s: Forgive me, my Lord. And thank you.

Post-mortem Finals Summary

My exams ended 2 days ago. And it feels great.

I've been spending time with my friends who are back from Australia.

Looking forward to holiday trips.

Going clubbing.

Which I did.

Yesterday.

Which didn't turn out too well.

Story......to come.

So stay tuned.

p/s: Karma is such a bitch.

AFW1001

*Bimbo mode

Oh my Goddd. 5:31am. I totally fell asleep. And like totally haven't memorized my ratios! Like oh my God. Holy shit. But heck it, it's like my last freaking paperrrrr. And it's just accounting, like I mean, helllooo, accounts.

Pfft.

Like whateverrr!

Secret Love Calculator

I found this amusing. You will too.

*click-ey*

p/s: And you, your secret will be safe with me.

Last Night

Last night (Friday) was probably my most interesting day of my oh-so-dull week.

Here were the highlights of my yesterday:

• Midway through studying, my friends started talking about underwears. Actually, it was one horny friend in particular. *Ahem*

• And well, you know how talking about underwears will always lead to talking about penises.
  

• Just when I thought my smart and nerdy friends were innocent beings...never did I think they were so HORNY! Shit. (Yes, as cliché as the saying goes, never judge a book by its cover.)

• Anyway, this horny friend of mine got all excited when she recalled the time she saw her guy friend's underwear. And till this day, she still remembers the colour of his underwear. 'It was red & blue!' (Dots.)

• Next, she went on to explain how a guy puts on a condom. (More dots.)
  

• Oh, one thing I found absolutely hilarious. She said her guy friend told her that Malaysian guys' penis are generally only 3 INCHES long. (WTF. Lol.)

• Okay, moving on to a lighter topic. My friend didn't know what a scrunchie was and ended up calling it a 'spocky'. (Lol!)

• And now, the climax of the night. After much 'studying', we finally left college at 11pm. Upon reaching home, just as I was to turn into my driveway, I turned on my bright lights only to witness a couple making out in a car. (They were parked outside my house!) So being 'evil ju', I started flashing my headlights. And then, I honked! (Not at them la. I was merely notifying my parents that I'm home. Ah...I miss being evil. =P)
  

All right...I better get back to studying now. 2 more papers to go!

p/s: The girl who was making out in the car with her boyfriend lives just a few houses away from me. After her boyfriend dropped her off, she looked towards my direction, and I shot back a cynical smile. (Don't I make you proud, my Lord?)

pp/s: My friends from Aussie are coming back real soon! (In 3 days time to be exact! Sweetness!) I've missed you guys!

Yes......Yay! Us

Do you guys recall the Tara Dance I performed at a Buddhist temple a few weeks back? Remember me telling you that my ballet teacher gave us who performed, each a small gift that came attached with a note? *Refresher*

So anyway, this is what my note read:

To Ju-En,

Thank you for participating in the performance. Sorry you had to wait for so long but you'd be blessed and gain more merits in this lifetime. Good deeds are always rewarded.

But please don't leave a mess behind you in someone else's house. That was uncalled for but I thought moral education starts at your own home. What happened to civic consciousness?

Anyway thank you again for taking time off and I hope you'll enjoy your gift. (Little gift.)

Miss Lo

Yes, all of us got a note similar to each other's. Talk about humiliation. I always have so much criticism for those who litter or simply throw rubbish out of their car. Now, I'm guilty of committing the same crime and even got a 'summon' for it. Shit.

All of us felt so ashamed. Thus, we (Tiff, Seok, Cassandra & I) decided to get Miss Lo a card to apologize. And last Tuesday, we signed the card and gave it to Miss Lo after ballet class. (Actually, Tiff & I gave the honour to Dr Gwen to present the card to Miss Lo seeing that it was her birthday that day.)

If any of you wanted to know what the card wrote...

'yay! us'

p/s: Kudos to Tiff, who beautifully composed the sweet short note.

Tiffany Gone Psycho

The Spartan's wife speaks out:

*click here*

Great...now I've got a psycho woman to deal with.

p/s: My Lord doesn't believe me! (The Lord doesn't believe Her own disciple. WTF.)

Sean the Spartan

Just as I was about to go offline last night (after a rather scandalous evening chat with all the girlfriends), guess who decided to drop in for a late night chat. Yes, Sean the Spartan.

Nothing much went down UNTIL he decided to have the last say for the night...

s e a n - Tt says:
and ju

s e a n - Tt says:
stop trying to look for nude pictures of me on google. u won't find anything there.

ju says:
.............

Sean, your ego ain't doing you any good. =)

p/s: Tiff, and your husband claims I'm the one trying to flirt with him.

Pre-mortem Finals Summary

I don't think I've blogged this consistently before.

Friday: 8 June - Introductory Microeconomics
Tuesday: 12 June - Managing People and Organisations
Monday: 18 June - Business Statistics
Wednesday: 20 June - Introductory Accounting A

My exam is in approximately 14 hours time! OMG! I can't wait! So excited! Even though I'm not exactly prepared; but what the heck, right. I just want to get it over with. Studying is starting to become such a chore and a bore.

Besides, I've got sooo much to look forward to after finals. =) Maybe that's why I ain't stressing. Just looking at the things-to-do-after-finals list (which I have framed in my memory) sends me over the moon. God...I really am too free, aren't I?

I really should get back to studying now. Well...at least I've completed studying Econs. Now, I'm off to do my past year papers. =)

Quickie

I know I said I'll be away for a month...but I think blogging is like a drug. It's addictive. Note that my exam begins this Friday. 3 days away. Fuck!

Anyway, this is just a short update on what has been going on in my life this past few days.

• 2 weeks ago, I went with a friend to watch Spiderman 3 at the Curve. The main reason for going to the Curve was to try *Big Apple Donuts.

• My friend and I plan to get a *tattoo after our finals.
  

• Last Sunday night, I couldn't sleep; cause I got bitten by an insect......and got a bloody allergy! And I got rashes all over my body! And I still have them despite taking medication! Bloody itchy!
  

• In my previous entry, I talked about the tara dance my friends and I performed in a Buddhist temple. And today during ballet class, my friends and I received an individual gift from our ballet teacher...attached with a *note.

*Details to come after June 20. So, watch out for them and get yourself updated then.

p/s: I promise you juicy details. =)

T.t.

THANK YOU so much my Lord, for staying up sooo late just to sew my b-e-a-u-tiful skirt. Bitch. (highlight)

I am so touched that you went to such great lengths just to make my skirt look so 'pretty'. It was definitely the best looking skirt and I know I stood out the most. All thanks to you. *Smiles sweetly and sincerely*

Oh wait...you sewed it wrongly! Yes, 'thanks' to YOU, I 'stood out' the most. Thanks for making my skirt so god-damn lala. Thanks for making me look so hideously retarded. And thanks for all the 'time', 'effort' and 'hard work' you put into sewing my skirt. I am truly grateful.

Wait! It's not like you've got anything to do these days, Miss Boring Toh. You should be thanking me instead. I bet you had loads of 'fun' with those pearls and buckles. Role playing? I'm thinking pirates. Oooh...sexy. Very sexy. What do you think, Sean? =) (I'm loving the fantasy myself.)

Muacks Tiff! (Let's make it a French this time. =P)

Infinity Xs and Os,
Ju
(Your humble follower)

p/s: For those wondering wtf I'm talking about; Tiffany, a few other ballet friends and I were doing our ballet teacher a favour by performing a tara dance in a Buddhist temple. Tiffany obediently went for rehearsal on Friday and took my costume home for me and thus, had the honour of putting in the finishing touches on my 'lovely' costume.
(Pictures to be uploaded soon.)