Sunday, August 05, 2007

God is Like Television Commercials

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God.

Here are some of the results:

God is like
BAYER ASPIRIN.
He works miracles.

God is like
a FORD.
He's got a better idea.

God is like
COKE.
He's the real thing.

God is like
HALLMARK CARDS.
He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like
TIDE.
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

God is like
GENERAL ELECTRIC.
He brings good things to life.

God is like
SEARS.
He has everything.

God is like
ALKA-SELTZER.
Try Him, you'll like Him

God is like
SCOTCH TAPE.
You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like
DELTA.
He's ready when you are.

God is like
ALLSTATE.
You're in good hands with Him.

God is like
VO-5 Hair Spray.
He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like
DIAL SOAP.
Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?

God is like
the U.S. POST OFFICE.
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

God is like
Chevrolet...
the heart beat of America
.

God is like
Maxwell house...
good to the very last drop.

God is like
Bount y.
He is the quicker picker upper...can handle the tough jobs...and He won't fall apart on you.

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